happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
do not trust people who get excited about halloween they may in fact be skeletons
So my sister was filming her cats outside…
And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog
The North American Cryptid Map
A comprehensive guide to the whereabouts of (possibly fake) real monsters.
here man i got the perfect book for u
with super-sturdy pages for your idiot hands
steal her style: Ina Garten
denim shirt: woven from Egyptian grown cotton and died with the wildest indigo grown in South Carolina
pearl earrings: gathered from the bottom of the Persian Gulf
tomatoes: picked fresh from the finest gardens in Italy during the winter’s harvest
but if you can’t store bought is fine
"He’s behind me making that fucking face again. I don’t even have to turn around to know it. God damn it. I hate that goddamned stupid face he makes. God fucking damnit."
Steal THIS style, you fucks